Somebody should write a movie about karaoke cults

Have you ever auditioned for a realty show? Better yet, have you ever pretended to audition for one? Even better still, have you ever pretended to audition for one and then have a nervous breakdown right in the middle of your audition? Has to be one of the most humiliating experiences of my life, and I was the only one in the room.

Also, I realized last night that its real hard to try and film prostitutes while you're the one driving. I start feeling real guilty, and lose all ability to operate a camera.